“Let me take this [optionally, vintage] item that is gigantic on my body, chop off the sleeves/bottom/back/top/decoration [select all that apply], and take in the side seams! Look how much sexier [rarely, cuter] it is now!”
Repeat ad nauseum.
“Let me take this [optionally, vintage] item that is gigantic on my body, chop off the sleeves/bottom/back/top/decoration [select all that apply], and take in the side seams! Look how much sexier [rarely, cuter] it is now!”
Repeat ad nauseum.